I've no need to panic buy this year!!!!

Helloooo all, well its been a few days since I last blogged and its been an uneventful few days at that, been laid up with the cold still, but its on its way out now, so hopefully we will be all well for christmas.

Actually managed to get my christmas shopping completed and done before christmas eve, which is a bit of a first as I usually have to run into town with the rest of the christmas lemmings and panic buy anything I can get my hands on!!!

I have been reliably informed that one of the department stores has been employing staff especially to help men choose underware for their wifes, not gonna help really as the problem is not just the fact that a woman has about a million different sizes and dimentions which make little or know sense to the average married man, but that to get to the majority of lingerie departments you have to wade past a sea of womans clothes and a load of women who look at any man who is going into a lingerie department as some sort of pervert!!!!(this may not be the thoughts in their heads but its what we think your thinking!!!)

so once in there we are faced with loads of strange looking garments, in a variaty of colours, styles and sizes.In other words the posibilities for cocking it up and making the wrong descision are multiplied .

so let say you manage to get into the store, past the women looking at you funny and then actually know what size you need to get , have decided on a style and a colour, have picked your self off the floor because BLOODY HELL, HOW CAN SOMETHING CONSISTING OF SO LITTLE COST SO MUCH!!!!, actually got to the till and paid, your then presented with a box big enough to get a set of golf clubs in, with the name of the store pasted on it so you can act as a walking billboard all the way to the car!!!! thats JUST NOT Right!!!!

The stores should work along the lines of a guy friendly ATM Manchines, in that you go with a photograph of your wife, girlfriend or whoever, post it into the machine, type in how much you would like to spend, feed in the credit card and bingo a small box big enough to go in your pocket pops out along with the photo and your credit card.

If anyone knows how to make such a machine please let me know and we can go halfs, IT WILL MAKE A MILLION.

Happy Panic buying Folks!